So I wrote a post about how a sorority has my # as Michelle who seems to plan everything. I have been getting texts and some calls. I told a few of them, "I am not Michelle!" Tonight I got another one and I decided to fight back by messing with them.
Random Girl: Hey this is kory oberjuerge my big told me 2 contact u about del tiki. i am thinking of playing is there anything i need 2 know or do
Me: Yes you need 2 bring the following things: a tiki torch, a gorilla, 50 Orange tic tacs and a red bikini. -Michelle
Random Girl: Um thats a joke right i am hoping thats a joke. i am up 4 bringing tic tacs but pink is really not my color. k
Random Girl: I meant 2 say red is not my color.
Me: No joke tell the sisters
Random Girl: Ya ok. i might have a little trouble finding a gorilla on such short notice
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Funniest thing I have got to read in a while... thank you Courtney.
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